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A. A. Kostas's avatar

Like an episode from a smellier Black Mirror. Brown Mirror?

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Chen Rafaeli's avatar

I actually googled whether it's for real

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Phil H's avatar

I very much enjoyed the sentences, "I would imagine Keir Starmer’s wet dream is to ban us from taking a shit." and "Some were concerned, especially the European Union."

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Jeanne S's avatar

Hahaha or rather, hehehe you are So Full of Shit! ❤️🫡❤️

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Tesstamona's avatar

Pardon my language but what in the ever loving FUCK. Okay. So first off, thank you for this piece. Well written but I feel physically sick after hearing this (I believe you) I just had no idea this was happening. I believe it, but WHAT.

Okay here's my two cents... with shit like this (no pun intended) -- I often wonder if this is some sort of global humiliation ritual by these technofeudalist nutjobs (they're into some weird shit) and nothing more. Because this is batshit insane.

We were all making fun of Klaus Schwab's "Eat Ze Bugs" regarding the dystopian plans in agenda 2030 / great reset / smart cities... but never was "eat your own shit and make that your personality" on my bingo card. Fuck..

Anywho, for what its worth, no you're not mad or mental at all, this is probably THE most sane reaction you could have given your situation. I'd lose my fucking mind if I lived with someone like that. Sadly... I think we are WELL into the demoralization phase of subversion. Crisis stage being next... with how grim shit is (sorry for the unintended puns) - i almost feel like it'll be welcomed by many of us.

Anywho.... I hope you have a somewhat decent rest of your Sunday.

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Rainbow Roxy's avatar

Wow, the point about AGI not coming, just a "whimpering fart", realy hit me. It makes me wonder about all the amazing sci-fi books I've read versus our actual trajectory. Such a sharp insight!

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Jonathan Britton's avatar

Hahaha this is mad and genius. Thanks for the laughs!

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I Like Things's avatar

I like this

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Luka Bönisch's avatar

Classic anti-lotus propaganda.

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Sudana Krasniqi's avatar

Sick, sick shit (literally)

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Obsidian Blackbird.'s avatar

I got sucked in... googled it.

Crazier "shit " has happened...

I once drank my own Fly agaric laced piss...

That does work...

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Rosie Whinray's avatar

Vanya, I salute thee

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Valentina Sertić's avatar

Feels straight out of Gulliver’s Travels, book III, that scene with the scientists turning shit into food.

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Annie Hendrix's avatar

God I love your brain 💜

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David A. Westbrook's avatar

Vanya, very well done! In the fine tradition, I'm thinking Good Soldier Schweik, that I associate with Eastern/Central Europe including Russia, of brilliantly going "too far." Bravo.

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